Every page is inspected in detail!!!

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This is the most hilarious description of a book I’ve seen in ages, emphasis mine.

Looks brand new-gentlyused!!! I believe in 100% accurate book description!!! Every page is inspected in detail and accurately reported!!! Minor self wear!!! Every page is white, crisp, and sturdy!!! There are no pen marks, pen writing, , or tears. Does not have pencil or pen underlines. Does not have any highlights on no pages!!! Comes from a smoke-free home!!! Ships same day before 4p.m. or next business day!!! I will always leave feedback for the buyer, which is very rare for sellers to leave feedback. I will a feedback of 5 for the buyer no matter what with a nice response!!! I believe in 100% guest delight and happyness!!!Thank you very much and godbless!!!

Richard Evans Lee • December 03, 2005 • Reader, what do you think?
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1 · Posted by: JohnM on January 25, 2006 10:13 AM

There’s a vendor on ABE that I bought from once because the description said “A wonderful copy with some minor edgewear to the cover”. When I saw this again in the future I got suspicious. If you browse their catalog, almost every book has that very same description. (http://dogbert.abebooks.com/servlet/SearchResults?vci=912891&vcat=302565&vcatn=Book)
I guess some people are just blessed with a wonderful collection.

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