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Religion Definition
are you mono or polytheistic?No
do you subscribe to a major religion?No
how do you feel about Jesus?Same as the tooth fairy but the tf doesn’t have dangerous followers.
what holy book do you feel is most accurate (Bible, Koran, etc)Better storylines than the Brothers Grimm.
do you believe in reincarnation?One visit here was enough, thank you.
do you believe in the traditional heaven and hell?I have a short list I’d like to add to the latter’s passenger list.
do you believe in ANY heaven and/or hell?Not unless I get to choose who goes where.
do you think the god(s) are vengeful or nice?Probably apathetic.
do you believe in angels?I believe they have TV shows.
do you believe in miracles?Only when one paycheck lasts ‘til the next.
do you believe in predestination?Only when my plane gets to the destination.
do you believe in original sin?No, everybody is a copycat.
do you believe in freedom of will?Not really.
do you believe in souls?Correct your spelling. They are the bottoms of shoes.
what do you think will happen to you when you die?Decomposition.
do you think there will be an armageddon?Given a stupid enough US President.
why do you think we exist?Nature abhors a vacuum. But it has faulty taste.
do you believe in life on other planets?Sure, why not.
do you believe in evolution?Yes.
do you think religion and science will always oppose the other?Yes, unless fools get control of the dictionary.
what would you say to God if you met him/her/them today?Just what is your excuse for all this?
anything else we should know?Not at this time.

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Richard Evans Lee • August 24, 2004 • Reader, what do you think?
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1 · Elsewhere: Pharyngula Aug 24, 2004 10:05 PM
It's not a very insightful quiz, but oh, well... Religion Definitionare you mono or polytheistic?Atheisticdo you subscribe to a major religion?Nohow do you feel about Jesus?Maybe he was a historical figure, but more likely he's a composite of...
Read more in Quizzes are easy when every answer is “false” …

2 · Posted by: JoGirl on August 25, 2004 04:19 PM

Very interesting. I’m often amazed at the way the religious assume that everyone shares their delusions. Thank goodness for the atheist blogsphere! It’s nice to see my observations of the world around me validated somewhere.

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