Dr. Gene Scott
• Richard Evans Lee
This is Part Two as it were. I decided to put an aside in my personal journal. Can't say whether you'll be amused by my Confessions of a childish blasphemer.
Televangelist Supreme
70s quest for a rolex
I remember the first time I saw Doctor Gene Scott of Pasadena, CA. He was broadcasting from one of his TV stations. Back in the early seventies he had at least three: Pasadena, West Hartford, CT and somewhere outside of San Francisco where I was living.
When I saw Dr. Scott he looked ordinary enough. Suit and tie in a plain room with a blackboard. He was full of wrath but that has always been part of the stock and trade of preachers, pests, imams, & etc.But what had roused his righteous wrath was unique. Someone had just given Jimmy Swaggart a gold Rolex watch. This was back before Jerry Lee Lewis' cousin got Caught fornicating. Dr. Scott wasn't outraged at the waste of money. He was pissed because no one had given him an expensive watch.
He was inviting a believing soul to understand God's will and give him a gold Rolex. I was delighted. He fulminated on and on about it. I can't remember if it was this telecast or another where he exploded that people could "go down the slimy chute to Hell" if they didn't give him money. Scrawling on his blackboard, slamming his Bible on a desk, Doctor Eugene Scott was unequivocal in others' duty to supply him with cash.
His physical congregation looked conventional enough, Southern California is famous as a Mecca of the goofy. Think of all those initially normally seeming but off-kilter folks Jack Webb is always so polite to in Dragnet.
Eugene Scott, Ph.D. mutates
I left the Baghdad by the Bay but many years later I saw him again. I was drinking with Gordon. Neither of us would watch TV but a couple of times when we were drunk we'd turn it on late and laugh at it.
One night we saw Dr. Scott! He had a satellite uplink. He had changed. Long hair, band around his head, beard, smoking a fat cigar. He'd bought a rundown old building and had plans to turn it onto a 'cathedral.'
He just sat there demanding money. No pretence of a sermon. Nothing about redemption, Jesus, doing good works. Just give Gene Scott money. Reminded me of the urban legend about the classified that said only "Send $5.00."
But he'd made several quantum leaps since the early days. Mostly he smoked his cigar, made odd remarks and told people they'd better call in their pledge now. Kind of like a PBS pledge break run by a psychotic. When he got tired of talking he'd play his saxophone. Or show movies of his racehorses in Tennessee.
But the peak was when he sang Stomp a Piss ant for Jesus.
That was all the mention Jesus got. I decided he had to be an atheist who was playing the biggest practical joke on the gullible imaginable. I see he has a web site now. Looks like he may have cut his hair and taken to wearing a tux. I learned that he earned a Ph.D. in philosophy from Stanford.
Since he mentions his transponder he's still being seen via satellite somewhere. Hope you get to see his powerful witness to gullibility. Few moments of television can be as cheering. Sort of the Chuck Barris of televangelism.
October 2002
Got this email:
I'll pray for your understanding and insight. I've met and known people of your level of intellect, albeit, they all had a much better 'grasp' of the English language. Furthermore, when they were made aware of the true mission of Dr. Gene Scott, i.e. to be an accurate and true teacher of the Lord's Word to the masses, and found that the 'urban legends' that people such as yourself so ignorantly persist on spreading around the globe are, in fact, untrue and biased, grounded in fear and maliciousness - many thank their God above for blessing them so greatly with a teacher who is so learned AND able to relate what he has spent his lifetime studying to his parishioners in a way that can be understood by all who care to seek the Truth!!! You could at least correct the errors on your little site. For starters, the Cathedral is NOT in an old hotel, for Pete's sake! It was a theater! I could go on, but I have better things to do with my time
January 2003
Another Scott fan admonishes me:
I'm sorry to have come upon your web site.
It has many errors on it. I would think you would like to know this so that you would be able to fix them.
To find the errors, many are spelling and typo's, for others you should watch Dr. Gene Scott for a few weeks steady and try to find where he is wrong on something. Then you will find where you are wrong about him and will be able to fix you web site. It is clear in your remarks that you have little real knowledge of him and are judging a fictional person of your imagination.
Sorry for your lack of knowledge.
More About Doctor Gene Scott
The Shock Jock of Televangelism
Televangelist's Arrival Divides a Small Town
Usenet newsgroup: alt.fan.gene-scott
The FBN Files - “I Worked for Dr. Gene Scott”
Other entries on Dr. Scott:
More About Doctor Gene Scott and Greedy Dr. Gene Scott (the second has a steady stream of comments from both believers and more sane folks).
I've come to regretfully suspect that Doctor Scott takes himself and possibly even what he preaches seriously.
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