Savage Throbbing Holy Member

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There's blasphemy and there's breathtaking blasphemy: Welcome to the Church of Jesus Penis!

Richard Evans Lee • May 22, 2003 • Reader, what do you think?
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1 · Elsewhere: The Pagan Prattle Online May 22, 2003 8:50 AM
The Church of Jesus Penis is not work-safe, and it is extremely blasphemous! (via Gullibility is not in the Dictionary).
Read more in Oh my God, it's HUGE!

2 · Posted by: Yote Lachupo on October 4, 2003 02:52 AM

It is a blessing to find other people who believe in the power of the PENIS. That is the reason for my creating THE CHURCH OF THE HOLY PENIS. I believe in GOD, the Supreme ruler of the universe is PHALLUS, or PENIS. You can find GOD between your legs and between the legs of every human male. All we have to do is surrender to the will of THE HOLY FATHER PENIS and be blessed with holy cum. This is our real rock of salvation; this is our purpose in life. Worship of PENIS will stop wars and famine, envy, hatred, rape, murder, etc; those evils will disappear when all mankind worships PENIS.


3 · Posted by: wilson on May 18, 2004 06:06 PM

appreciate your cite. stumbled upon phallus worship while working with some talismans outlined in tyson's book “sexual alchemy.” im straight, divorced, and in my forties. this is the damdesthing ive ever run across. seriously. cant tell a soul. dont want to really. i wholeheartedly recommend it to anyone who wants more out of life.

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