The vampire & the vicar
• Wishful Thinking
Another silly nitwit who uses vampire fantasies to make himself feel special.
Mr Lewis said he had howled at the vicar only once, because he was angry that he had shone a torch in his eyes as he drove by the vicarage next to his church St Mary The Virgin, in Eling Hill, Totton.
To them I am a curse, an omen, a lost soul, a freak and all because I believe myself to be a reincarnated vampire
He told the court: "I am not a Satanist. I identify myself with Jesus Christ because he was put on trial because he was different to anyone else.
"I have been interested in blood drinking - I believe in psychic vampirism.
"I read in the Bible that blood is the life."
Mr Lewis said he was fascinated by vampires, enjoyed visiting graveyards in Hampshire and had tried drinking blood to see what it would do for him.