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Christians don't call it masturbation

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A Canadian pastor and his wife explain the intricacies of Biblical sexuality.

"If you have full access to your wife and you enjoy a healthy sexual relationship, there should be no need for masturbation," says Clarence.

"But what if you are called up to the Armed Forces and you are away from your wife for six months?

"We don't use the word masturbation.

"We call it self-pleasuring for the purpose of keeping your focus on your spouse when they can't meet your needs."

Pastor and wife teach sex according to the Bible