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Where did Jesus get His Y chromosome?

Parthenogenesis via the Virgin Birth causes questions about the Son of God's genes.

November 4, 2005

Electrocution by Baptism

University Baptist Church Baptismal pool causes death of preacher.

November 1, 2005

Soldiers Have Impure Thoughts

Christian ministry aims to keep American military chaste and asexual.

October 30, 2005

Fortune Teller Predicts Own Death & Is Wrong

Punjilal an indian mystic proves a poor prophet and lives.

October 22, 2005

Crazy Street Preachers

Raving evangelists who harrass college students on campuses.

October 17, 2005

Jesus Christ as a Kinky Leather Master?

Imagine him as a Folsom Street Fair dominant and believers as his submissives.

September 26, 2005

Rita, Katrina Caused by Japanese Mafia Using Russian Superweapon

Hurricanes caused by Yakuza using Russian-made electromagnetic weather control device to punish Americans.

September 22, 2005

How to Jazz Up Islamic Religious Education

Sexuality to be discussed with teenagers in some Muslim schools.

September 19, 2005

Evolution or Creationism: Do Americans Even Know What the Words Mean?

Pew Research fuddled because most repondents don't understand definitions of terms asked in poll.

September 7, 2005

Intelligent Design by Space Aliens?

Maybe human life was created or evolved by a race of extraterrestrials and not some god.

August 31, 2005

Billy Graham's daughter charged with domestic violence

Virginia Foreman attacks husband.

July 10, 2005

Definitely the bike Jesus would ride

Motorcycle riders have their bikes blessed my pastors and priests.

May 4, 2005

Matthew 22:17-21

Did Jesus Christ support government taxation? Sure, he said so.

April 27, 2005

Will Goddess Thakurani like my hair?

People in the Bijipur area of Orissa's Behrampur district get hair cuts hoping for blessings from the goddess.

April 19, 2005

Devilish Mount Diablo

Silly Christian wants Mt. Diabloe renamed to Mount Kawukum.

Don't lust after my Goddess! (Saraswati)

Sunil Gangopadhyay was sexually aroused by an idol of the Hindu goddess of learning, Saraswati.

April 6, 2005

Spider Sura, verse 40: America to be destroyed in 2007

Koran sutras predicts total destruction of America in 2007.

March 29, 2005

Demonic Stitch Toy on eBay

Claim that Lilo and Stitch toy bought at Disneyworld is posssessed by demons to be sold on eBay.

March 22, 2005

One Virgin Mary on rye, hold the mayo

Holy Mary Mother of God appears on cheese sandwich.

November 18, 2004

The Da Vinci Code inspires grave robbery

Rennes-le-Chateau, in southeastern France becomes magnet for tourists and grave robbers.

November 14, 2004

God told me!

People who hear the voice of God telling them to do something foolish

October 7, 2004

Do you pray with your pet?

Many Christian believers pray with their cats, dogs and other household pets.

October 2, 2004

Praying about football is banal

Norwegian Minister of Culture and Church Affairs remarks about praying for soccer teams prompts debate in Norway.

September 26, 2004

Halloween falls on Sunday

Roanoke City Council will keep Halloween on Sunday.

September 23, 2004

Baba Mohan Das

Lotan Baba claims to have blessings of a goddess

September 17, 2004