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The Russian Ufology Commission provides training for the 21st century saucer nut at the UFO and Paranormal College.

"We teach people how to spot a flying saucer, where you should go to see one and how to react if you meet an extraterrestrial."

Markova insists she and her colleagues are qualified to teach mankind how to deal with the first encounter with an alien race.

She said: "We have studied several of the most popular flying saucer routes and filmed the phenomena we saw.

"For example we have lots of video footage featuring the type of UFOs called Belgian triangles, they are frequent visitors to our city."

And she added that after students learn the theory of 'Ufology' they are taken out into the field to practice their skills.

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Richard Evans Lee
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Markova insists she and her colleagues are qualified to teach mankind how to deal with the first encounter with an alien race. "We've watched 'Close Encounters of the Third Kind' AND 'ET'. How much more prepared could we be?!"

Posted by: Peter | March 31, 2006 7:48 AM

So far you guys have spent most of your time downing only one religeon;Chritianity. How about making fun of Scientology or Islam so you dont' look like such two-faced cowards.

Posted by: Ronnie | April 4, 2006 3:57 AM

Maybe if you actually read what was on this site instead of leaving an irrelevant comment on this page you'd see that everybody is mocked.

Posted by: Richard | April 5, 2006 7:04 AM

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