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Sometimes alien abductions misfire

UFOs & Bogus Science

Aliens from other planets may drive shiny UFOs but they have an odd idea of how to spend their time.

In 1994, he says a small gray alien creature woke him from sleep so he could escape a fire raging in his apartment.

Sometimes, Jeff says, the encounters are even laughable.

Jeff's girlfriend -- another so-called abductee he met through friends in the UFO movement circle -- moved in with him several years ago. That didn't sit too well with the beings visiting her.

One night a creature woke him from sleep, paralyzed him, and seemed to complain that Jeff's abductors were interfering with his girlfriend's abductors.

"I guess I was making his job difficult," he laughs. "There seemed to be a scheduling conflict there."

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Man that is a funny story and if it is true thats must mean there are groups amoung groups that are assigned to different quadarents perhaps or individuals. Any way real story or not abductions do happen its good we have a sence of humor about it

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