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Want a Gmail account invitation?

Richard Evans Lee

Ended!

I keep trying to shed myself of Gmail invitations.

So I thought I'd offer a Gmail invite to anyone who leaves a novel, interesting or amusing comment on one of the entries on this weblog. But not on this entry, which I will eventually delete.

This offer is only open to atheists and skeptics. Believers should apply to the some Faith Based federally funded source of Gmail accounts for the born again.

Leave a comment - preferably more than a cute one-liner - and at the end of the comment put the word Gmail.

This offer is void where prohibited by law, removal of tag is punishable, do not fold, spindle or mutilate.

Thanks.

Comments

I need a gmail account .can i sign up it plz reply me
Well, this a good address for every one
I wanted an Gmail account.Please Can you give me one
Hei! Hotmail sucks. Would you please invite me. I'd be really really happy!!!!!!! juast send it to thomas_spinell@hotmail.com please!!!!!!!! thank you, thomas
I'll trade you, an gmail invitation for the proof that the width of a booster rocket on the space shuttle was determined from the width of a horse's ass... ida13@rcn.com ... :)
want to gmail account.
Hi! I have been searching for a gmail account since spring (at least) and was hoping that you might send me an invitation. You have probably given it away already, but I need an e-mail address badly. my bellsouth account just froze up for some reason and I'm sick of yahoo. Thanks anyway.
HELLOOOOO all you retards posting shit on hear it clearly says at the top of the page that you are idiots (in so many words) there is no gmail invitation, just further proof that anybody will fall for anything on the internet
Hi, i've read so much about all the good thinks of gmail, but I don't understand that only a few people can get one of this accounts, if you use other service (a bit smaller) you get it in a second... anyway I would like to test one of this accounts. Thanks the the account of gmail
Please i need one... George from Greece
I would really like to have an gmail account. pleassseeee help me. email me at bgsince681@yahoo.com
Please!!!!!! Give me one or more.!!!!!! I don't care!!!! Just give me one....Give me one? Please!!! Oh i see that you like this game. Pleople begging you for something!! You know something? I'm not that kind!!!! But now i beg you!!!Please.....
are the accounts all used up, cuz i pray to the google gods and would love an account.
Hi, I am searching hardly the invitation from Asia to America, here could be my termination, if I can't get one also, and I will give up.
Let me in, invite me at reagonwang@hotmail.com Thanks a lot!
I am a 42 year mail :) who has been attempting to get, be given etc. etc. a Gmail account for a looong time but to no avail. I have just started a new business and because I anticipate being so successful I believe I will require all the space that Gmail provides. :) I really appreciate your consideration and I hope you would like to send me aGmail invitation. Thanks, Rod
can you please give me one gmail account.
Can anyone please help me to a g-mail account? It would make me very happy!!!
hi, i would like to be invited for a gmail account. i know that this may sound a little but borring but i have been looking for a gmail account ever since it came out, but i still never got invited.i would be so happy if i got invited. Gmail.
Hi mortals, just go to https://www.google.com/accounts/ and ur wish will be granted! enjoy this world, for happiness is limited!
hey i m from india. hope u havent had one. i have been trying hard to get a gmail invite. hope u prove to b my friend. even if u dont want to invite me lets be friends
u might have heard this anyway let me give it a try. its just a riddle. did a hen come from an egg or did an egg come from a hen?
Please could someone send me an Gmail invite, as I'm a hard working ICT TECH who has still hords of Win95/98 machines to look after. I'm thinking what a good way to store drivers. All the best worklinux@yahoo.co.uk
I have seen gmail accounts used by some one and i am really impressed by the 1GB they give. Also it has got lot of stuff where u can maintain ur finance accounts etc. I think gmail is the best and hotmal, yahoo sucks!!!! Please gibe me an invitation for Gmail. Thanks....
Unicorns do not exist and I'm starting to think Gmail doesn't either. Oh well, it appears as though both exist only in the land of flying monkeys and honest presidents. Maybe Gmail does, too. So, how about transporting me to that magical land of dancing pirates, talking turtles, and Gmail
I have a 2G hotmail, so I don't need Gmail. But remember to send me one next year because my 2G hotmail will expire by then.
I am from Holland and please please please want a Gmail account. I have tried to get one but it will not succeed. If you can make it possible for me to get an account, you will recieve your invitation back. I hope you can and will help me. Thank you.
Can someone please send me a Gmail invitation? I would appreciate it very much. GMAIL At kunal_au@hotmail.com
Dude I'm sick of hearing Dave Shappell jokes as much as you are of hearing people complain about not having their gmail accounts. I just want to believe that there is something better in cyberspace.
it is for a charity group to help a dying 7 year old kid who suffering brain tumor. this kid wanna to creat a Ginius Record of collecting the most business card in the world. Please help him with a large capacity e-mail box, so we can contact me leads for business cards. Thanks for your kindness. backup e-mail: michwj@yahoo.com
Can someone please send me a Gmail invitation to lbalaji74@yahoo.com Thanks in adavance
Dear friends if anybody haver gmail invitation please give me one. i am waiting for your reply
want a gmail account instead of a hotmail
Would you like to give a Gmail invitation to me? My job is Mobilephone design, I suffered from the big size design file. I will appreciate for your bounty. My Email: kthunder@126.com Thank you
I've been searching for an invitation to gmail for along time. The only thing I could not get accept a gmail account is pictures of midgets riding camels in the desert – so please send me an invitation to: zohardror@kittymail.com
Hello I'm ano, that's short for anonymous. The reason that I don't tell you my real name is because I don't have a gmail account. And on this planet if you don't have an invitation - well you just better be anonymous. So please help me out here. In the name of Jack Nicholson: I'm dying here. So please send me an invitation for: anonimus@outgun.com Ps- Yes the email is – anonimus not anonymous. Please?
please can i have a gmail invitation
please can i have a gmail invitation
Can someone please send me a Gmail invitation? I would appreciate it very much. ifeichen123@yahoo.com.tw
Can someone please send me a Gmail invitation? I would appreciate it very much. f_rahimtulla@hotmail.com
please send me a Gmail invitation? I would appreciate it very much. f_rahimtulla@hotmail.com
please give a Gmail account...I wanna try it~~
What you promised to do can make someone expected as eye opener! Gmail
I would like to have a gmail account, I've waiting for long time, I hope someone has a free invitation to share. Thx a lots! guSo gustavomx@yahoo.com Cheers!
Me need invitation very thx
I need a gmail account. I like to be on the frontlines of cool, but I need help.
Yo! I gots to keep shit real up in here! Dat's right my homeys...the Surreal Life star is up in dis bi-atch! I wanted to give a shout out to my man Chuck D. and all the posse's out der shakin' and movin' shit. Now back to the shit at hand, I'm the mofo who through the whole world in a tizzy with my shit, "What time is it? Gee?" I fucking deserve the very first Gmail account, seeing as I coined the motherfuckin' term. You dig? Flav
hi, i am mirek from czech republic... can you send me some invitation on my address : mikedogged@centrum.cz ? many thanks... mirek
hey I really need a gmail account ot store all my school data. Please send me an invitation. go on! cheers
I'd love to try gmail!!!
can i get a an invitation
can i get a an invitation
I tired to write a good one, but it will not let me post....so sadly I just can write, I would like aa gmail account also
I would love to have a Gmail account. It is necissary and imperative that I have one. Like the sun risses in the east and sets in the west. It however would be as rare as a blue moon if I recieved one. No matter I can dream, and posibly wait to pay for one. Gmail is my tragic flaw.
You would ROCK if you let me have an Gmail account! many thanks
please I want gmail
please send me an inventation I will die if I dont get one, please. send it to: elitesatan@yahoo.com
I have heard abit about the GMail accounts and how you can only get one from someone else but then you wil also get invites to share the gmail love :) if there is only one thing in life that I could do that would be to share the gmail love so if you could be so kind as to invite me into the gmail family, I will willing share with my fellow netters
please send me a gmail inventation , I need one...thanks send it to: yah_david@yahoo.com.tw