Rescuing Halloween from the born-again
• Richard Evans Lee
Joe hopes to save Halloween from the ugly-minded and crack-brained:
So who's going to save Hallowe'en from demented, murderous parents and demented, murderous Xtians? I don't know, but I'm going to do my best. I'm going to hand out real chocolate, not poisonous candy or poisonous ideas. So don't go to that stupid party. Go to the grocery store, buy a bunch of candy, turn on your porch light, and shovel it out to a bunch of ungrateful kids. They won't all be ungrateful. And twenty years later, maybe a few will think back, and remember the good time they had.
Fallout Shelter: Hallowe'en.
To be honest I've already turned off my porch light. My Halloween will be an evening of horror movies.
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Posted by: marc | October 27, 2004 2:02 PM