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Psychic dogs predict election outcome

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Did you know that Sylvester Stallone's mom has dogs with psychic powers? The paranormal pets predict that George Bush will win by 15%.

Using super canine mental powers, they "channel messages from the spirit world and telepathically send them to me," Mama Stallone has said. She theorizes that her dogs' unusual talent comes from sleeping on Islamic prayer rugs.

Stallone's predictions via ESP, extra-sensory pooches

Jacqueline Stallone is also a practioner of mystical buttocks divination, Rumpology.

Richard Evans Lee
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Does anyone else find it offensive that the dogs sleep on prayer rugs?

Posted by: Batshua | September 28, 2004 8:29 PM

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