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Death to homophobic Republicans

Homophobia

A silly-ass editorial by some cracker named David Brooks is showing up all over the damn place. I haven't read it and won't but the comments make it sound as though it was inspired at least partly by a touchingly baffled editorial by log cabin poster boy Andrew Sullivan.

Why should nonreligious social conservative Republicans not want to make queers more like Ward and June?

Damn if I can think of a sane reason to think of heterosexual marriage as something spiffy in a godly or social way. Most straight people get divorced. One or both of them change as even the mediocre can do. Or realize their bonding was based on a transitory hormonal flux. ("Hmmm … what a hottie!" or more likely "I need some bad, I need some every night.")

I'm sure we (gay folks) can do at least as well.

If I were a woman I'd view any Biblical view of marriage as a reason to kick the bastard in the balls.

Look, many straight people think queers are creepy (sounds like a demented slogan for a cereal, Queerios anyone?). Your sub-average hetero thinks of gay sex as an emetic.

Socially conservative Republicans as a species find gay men and women especially repugnant. Some are probably merely haunted by unwanted sexual imagery. For others the demon is that dreaded demon "not normality as I conceive of it." The silly Us vs. Them shit leads to all sorts of crazy reactions from soccer riots to fag bashing.

Andrew Sullivan may be willing to kiss Bush's ass for bombing Iraq but he's just the (log) cabin boy on the Titanic. Conservatives are willing to use him. Some may even concede he's not bad "for a fag."

I can't pretend I have the analytical gifts to detangle all strands of homophobia buried in the minds of people who are Republicans for other than strictly fiscal hopes.

Republican strategists know a source of votes and money when they see one. Week after week fundies sit on their uncomfortable pews and hear about the Homosexual Agenda (written by those who were left over from the Protocols of the Elders of Zion). If gay folks can marry then marriage as they know it will end (an end to cumbersome hypocrisy?).

You know the thin margin that somebody or other had in 2000? Well, horrifying to say, about a fourth of the evangelical nutters voted. Scare the shit out of them and more will vote and more will give money.

Their cash and votes will give conservative Republicans an extra shove in the directions they most want to go. Where's the incentive to worry if queers can have a more 'socially positive' lifestyle. (I'm one of those monogamous homos but would never criticize another for a steady diet of quick, uninvolved sodomy.)

Comments

Social conservatives, of any stripe or political party, are scum. They want to move the country back to the 50's, which wouldn't be so bad in itself if the bastards would let us know which fucking CENTURY they're talking about: 1950's? 1650's? 1350's? I hate to say it, but I am all out of tolerance for these moralizing assholes. Note: Moralizing does NOT equal Moral! So happens I am straight and atheist. Some of these conservative shitheads might be surprised to learn that there are more folks who share views similar to mine out there than they may suspect or are willing to admit. I'd much rather go to war against turds like this than the Iraqis.
The world that we live in is only as long as one life. After that, this world is gone. All that we lived for, every thing we have ever done is sumed up in one moment. WE ARE JUGGED
The horror, the horror! I don’t understand it. The amount of attention those straight upstanding citizens pay to something that doesn’t make any difference. Oh my GHOD, people of the same sex, having sex! Well good for them! Gasp now they want to get married?! Why it’s enough to make me yawn. What difference does it make to me? Well I probably will have to go to more weddings, I’m opposed to it on the grounds of inconvenience. But for all the weird sexual things humans have engaged in over the millennia homosexuality seems fairly benign. I recently read in one of those Savage letters about a guy who gets off being smothered with white bread. Strange okay but not as weird as voting for BushCo.

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My thanks,
Richard