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Tom Cruise, Isaac Hayes vs. South Park

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Isaac Hayes quits the role as Chef becase of South Park's treatment of Tom Cruise. And Comedy Central is too chicken to rerun the episode.

South Park's creators respond:

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

The duo signed the statement "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."

Cable net abruptly pulls repeat of Scientology episode