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Gnarly, Hardcore Christians

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Is Jesus your moondoggie or hodaddy?

Christian surfers are amped about their bitchin' messiah, the Lord. After all Hell is such a bummer.

There's even a Surfer's Bible:

Inside, before Matthew I, is a smart cartoon, "The Parable of the Four Grommets," in which "Once upon a solid 10-foot swell a surfer traveling through Indo came across an ancient fishing village sitting in the wickedest right and left hander known to Surfkind.

Recently they appeared at the Christian Summer Surf Festival:

"Not to sound like a tree-hugging hippie, we're just lifting them up," said Keith Gallo, considered the most hard-core surfer of the group. "We want them to see Christians that are gnarly and hard-core."

Surfer Dudes Catch Some Gospel Along With Waves