Wacky matriachy
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If nothing else you must visit the The College Of Female Empowerment and view the thigh high boot wearing, cigar smoking, boxing glove wearing exemplar of matriarchy
.From the site's FAQ:
The First Person of the Holy Trinity is Mother God. The Second Person of the Holy Trinity is the Child of God or the Creature of God who is a total alignment with God. The Third person is the Holy Spirit or the Divine Energy which is transmitted from God to Her Creature. (The Creature of God is any creation of God which includes all natural creation such as mountains, trees and water. It does not include the fallen creatures of God such as demons and mortals in Hell, or those persons who cut themselves off from God and are willingly destined for Hell.
The College Of Souls In Purgatory includes Elvis, Sinatra, Nureyev, Timothy McVeigh.
Tips on building your own church include how to make water and perform an exorcism.