Try a Fanny-Gram!
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Jacqueline Stallone has revived the ancient art of Rumpology. Just as your fingerprints, palms, soles, and ears tell a story, so does your rump. Or shall we say, your fanny. The lines, crevices, and folds of your fanny can, to the trained eye, reveal your personality, fate, and future in luck and love. So they thought in ancient India and Babylon and so today.
Send us a print of your fanny (a fanny-gram, if you will) by either using a photocopier or a legible ink print on white paper (please use washable ink). Include your initials and your date of birth along with a check or postal money order for $100, or use your credit card and our shopping cart (coming soon) to place your order on-line. All shipping and handling charges are included.
You'll receive a personalized report of 30 pages or more covering your journey through the coming year based on the pattern of the lines, folds, and crevices of your fanny-gram. We'll return your fanny-gram, too, which you may want to frame as a family keepsake when the fates smile on you.
Tea leaves, casting the bones, stars in the night sky - all have been used as a guide to the future, a beacon to show the way, and to impart confidence as we move forward into the unknown: your fanny-gram will too!