Spiritual micro-breaks
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Lester Haines writing in The Register.
Enter Magnitude Information Systems, Inc., creators of ErgoShepherd(TM) - "an enhanced version of Magnitude's flagship consumer offering, ErgoCoach(TM), which utilizes spiritual micro-breaks throughout the day as a core element of injury prevention while using the computer."
When they say "spiritual micro-breaks", they don't mean a slug of vodka in the server room, either. Au contraire, this is the real deal: "Developed in conjunction with Calvary Assembly [of Winter Park, Florida] members and Pastor Clark Whitten's vision for inspiring Christians to spend more time with God, ErgoShepherd(TM) integrates daily scripture with award winning ergonomics and animated exercises."