Intelligent design goes to Walt Disney World
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Special treat in store for believers in Intelligent Design:
And we are about to issue ID cards to all followers. In the future, if you are not an ID-card-carrying member, you won't be able to get into any place of worship, gun club or bowling alley in the United States of America. And if Gov. Jeb Bush of Florida has his way, all rides in Disney World will be half price for ID-card carriers from one month before the congressional elections in 2006. We are also issuing a special card in Spanish for Miami Cubans.