Holy Ghost called trivial and spooky
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A comic attempt to bring Christianity up-to-date:
Education bosses today delayed plans to introduce new guidelines for religious education teachers which include warnings against using terms such as Holy Ghost – deemed too “trivial and spooky” for children. ...
The text says teachers should not refer to “The Old Testament” as it suggests the books are out of date.
Dismissing centuries of Catholic belief, the guidelines go on to state that Communion bread and wine should not be referred to as 'the body of Jesus' or 'the blood of Jesus' because it suggests "a cannibalistic consumption of human flesh".