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Handology

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Gerald E. Picard -- who is an expert in the character-revealing traits of the hands -- says he could tell whether or not the Gloved One is a pedophile just by examining his hands.

Picard claims a person's lifestyle traits are reflected in their hands, and has been using his so-called "handology" research to weed out the traits that indicate a child molester.

Pedophile Researcher Wants A Scan Of Michael Jackson's Hand