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In Spongebob Squarepants we trust?

The 700-strong membership have taken an official conversion sacrament to pledge their loyalty to the church.

There is also an intense study course for the church based on the Spongebob scriptures.

Cartoon fans start Spongebob church

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Wow.. a church of Spongebob Squarepants? LOL I googled it and found their official page: http://www.churchofspongebob.org/ "This site is not affiliated with Viacom International, Nickelodeon, or SpongeBob Squarepants." And yet it goes on to say.. "Have you battered your way through churches that make you feel guilty? Offer little for introspection or personal edification beyond "worship?" Attract followers by hating others? You may be like Squidward." Yeah.. SUURE they are not affliated with the cartoon character! Don't they owe it to the creators of the cartoon something for using their material? Have they simply just given up and are now looking to an animated sponge for inspiration? That gave me a good laugh, I'll be back for more :)

Posted by: Pearl | July 21, 2004 2:37 PM

Finally a church I can call my own. Just remember it's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

Posted by: SAILOR PAUL | July 22, 2004 2:47 PM

i like, actualy i love spongebob. but to treat spongebob maybe as a god is very odd. but i do respect others opinion or whatever they want to do, its just that its like weird, to love, adore, and even praise spongebob loke that. remember he is just a cartoon, a created image of imaginary mind.

Posted by: jade | July 23, 2004 10:36 PM

look this is not a bad idea but how are u gonna have a logical bible or book to represent him what are u gonna have a little kid color in his coloring book and worship[ that and just saying if there is a god he will be very angry so angry that all of you will go to hell because you are defying the almighty and to all you 700 members i fell bad for you i love this show but really how would you worship a imaginary character you all should be put in a psycho ward

Posted by: trunkies23 | October 19, 2004 4:14 PM

u damn people got some fucking ISSUES, ESPECIALLY U DAMN CANADIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James | October 22, 2004 11:39 PM

...church of spongebob? thats just too far. spongebob's okay and all, but to worship him is just...no. God will send you all to hell. theres only one god, and it's God. of all things, worshipping a cartoon? ... I think not. Sorry to offend anyone but its the truth.

Posted by: meagan | October 24, 2004 7:21 PM

Spongebob & Garry are my heros ! i would rather pray to the divine Bikini Bottom instead of a holy being ! they have so much to offer and to show us ! Rock on ! Meow ! ( By the way, Canada loves spongebob)

Posted by: Ed | November 18, 2004 3:44 PM

boo spongebob religion you guys are very wierd if you believe in a sponge wow you guys and gals are so hooked on spongebob

Posted by: booo | January 27, 2005 11:49 AM

Re: meagan there may only be "one god" but He takes a different form with everyone. i.e.: religions with multiple gods just worship many aspects of the same god. Religions that are as close-minded as you are aren't religions at all. God is loving and forgiving and doesn't just arbitrarily send people to hell. Granted, worshipping SpongeBob's taking it a bit far, but people are still entitled to have their own beliefs...I'm sure that not many of them are serious anyway.

Posted by: democrats rule | March 9, 2005 6:32 PM

It's funny, I went to the link that was supposedly the Church of Sponge Bob and it was nothing; just a search result. You angry people probably need to chill out and laugh more (you take life too seriously) and you irreverent people might need to show a little respect. But, I think Sponge Bob Squarepants is a hoot and love to watch (I'm a 40 year old kid). If Sponge Bob did have a church, it would be a welcoming and loving church. It certainly wouldn't be one of these "fundamental" and hateful churches you see popping up all over the country now! He might even let those gay penguins in Germany come to his church!!

Posted by: John | March 12, 2005 11:48 AM

This is pretty funny. You guys have a real sense of humor. I love it.

Posted by: Nobody | April 30, 2005 5:34 PM

I LOVE SPONGEBOB

Posted by: Gnoiny | September 21, 2005 8:18 PM

a church...of spongebob? too bad im jewish! lol..that would have been perrtttyy awesome!

Posted by: Li | October 8, 2005 10:22 PM

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