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Cable TV made his wife fat

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Many Americans when they aren't being angry at how other people, e.g., gay people, live are feeling sorry for themselves. Often the two pastimes are combined.

Cable TV made a West Bend man addicted to TV, caused his wife to be overweight and his kids to be lazy, he says.

And he’s threatening to sue the cable company.

Timothy Dumouchel of West Bend wants $5,000 or three computers, and a lifetime supply of free Internet service from Charter Communications to settle what he says will be a small claims suit.

Dumouchel blames Charter for his TV addiction, his wife’s 50-pound weight gain and his children’s being “lazy channel surfers,” according to a Fond du Lac police report.

Lee Reinsch, Man says he’s addicted to cable; wants to sue Charter

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