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Remember Ben Lewis, the self-proclaimed British vampire, who went to jail for harassing the local vicar? Here's a few sample lines that show he's both been reading too much Anne Rice and that his antics hide a pretty dull guy.

"Just because I drink blood people automatically think I'm a bad person but that's not the case. I'm not a dangerous vampire.

"I like the vampire lifestyle. I like dressing in black and drinking blood and I like the night. Vampires are dark, sexy, mysterious and seem unstoppable. ...

"Although I am a vampire it's very important that the baby finds its own way.

"I wouldn't even mind if my child grows up to be a vicar."

Geoffrey Lakeman, The Mirror: Interview With A Vampire

Richard Evans Lee
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