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Barbie's astrological profile

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In 1993, Barbie's progressed Mars was in sextile to her natal Pluto, and she took on such Martian and Plutonic roles as police officer, Army medic, and Air Force Thunderbird squadron leader. Mars and Pluto are also known as symbols of violence, so it wasn't surprising that, during this same year, the news reported that 24 Barbie dolls had turned up in chain stores with their breasts and groins slashed, and the FBI had began preparing a psychological profile of the Barbie slasher.

Valerie Vaughan's What a Doll ! -- The Astrological Story of Barbie