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Homer Simpson on Going to Church Every Sunday

Philosophy and theology from The Simpsons cartoon show.

May 28, 2006

Smithy's Code

Judge who ruled against Holy Blood and the Holy Grail in favor of DaVinci code has a laugh.

April 27, 2006

Want to Buy a Soul?

Those seeking to sell their souls must be able to provide proof that they can actually transfer it to new owner.

April 6, 2006

Virgin Mary's Cocain Connection

Holy Mother of God aids drug smugglers.

March 31, 2006

God Registers to Vote

Paul S. Sewell of Berks County Pennsylvania signs name as god.

February 1, 2006

Death to be Made Illegal

Brazilian mayor wants the act of dying to be criminalized. Locals respond by taking better care of their health.

December 9, 2005

Halloween or is it Helloween?

Christian fundagelical opposition to, fear of, use of the American Halloween holiday.

October 26, 2005

Plastic Boards With Sermons

American church signs and their many dubiously witty sayings.

October 10, 2005

Swallow a Goldfish for Jesus

Sad Fear Factor ministry of the little First Assembly of God Church in Florence Alabama.

October 8, 2005

Netherworld Communications Suite: Ouija Board to USB dongle

Ouija tracking software enables data to be relayed back into your PC. This data is then logged in the proprietary Underworld Netherbase.

October 3, 2005

Skate While You Pray

Christian youth encourage to treat skating as worship.

September 26, 2005

Jesus No Wimp in Robes (Ad Campaign)

Jesus Christ as Marxist, Communist revolutionary leader.

September 14, 2005

Mom the nude evangelist

Woman and kids witness for God while standing in public naked.

August 31, 2005

Intelligent design goes to Walt Disney World

Special discounts for believers in the theory of intelligent design.

August 28, 2005

Jesus Christ & the Rubber Chicken

Jesus Christ's message to the American Republican Party.

August 27, 2005

Cross acts as lightning rod

Man struck dead when holding metal cross.

June 27, 2005

Jesus Christ returns ... to kitchen cabinet

Bogus holy, faux miraculous apparitions are occurring all across America as the growth of religious faith is accompanied by an increase in gullibility.

May 11, 2005

Jerry Springer offends even as an opera

Religious people complain about TV broadcast of Jerry Springer opera.

Pope Benedict XVI's car goes for $244,000

Golden Palace casino, of Austin in Texas buys odd and miraculous objects on eBay.

May 6, 2005

Oh my, imagine seeing an elephant eating unleavened bread!

Zoo animals forbidden to eat chametz, unleavened food during Passover.

April 21, 2005

Holy Ghost called trivial and spooky

British attempt to modernize language of Christianity is laughable.

April 11, 2005

Incredible Popeman

Pope John Paul II as a comic book superhero who joins Batman and Superman to fight the Devil.

April 6, 2005

Easter Bunny Shocker!

Easter Bunny is not based on Ostara, the Anglo-Saxon Oestre, a medieval monk made it all up.

March 29, 2005

Wacky matriachy

Weird woman worship site blending all sorts of weird things and gynaeolatry.

March 28, 2005

Satan's pet turtle?

Pet shop owner claims he sees the Devil's image on a turtle shell.

March 23, 2005

Wisconsin DMV sent people to psychics

State accidently prints psychic hot line phone number on renewal notices.

March 14, 2005

Femdom for Jesus

Female dominants who say they are born-again Christians

November 14, 2004

Walt Disney's Buddha Mouse

Walt Disney speaks from beyond the grave about his new character.

September 29, 2004

The Free Church of Country Sports

The increase in the religion’s membership is yet another indicator of the desperation among pro-hunt campaigners to stave off a ban

David Koresh's Chevy Camaro

Donald Feldpausch of San Antonio won David Koresh's Chevy Camaro at auction.

September 26, 2004

Harjas

Dr. Wendy Lockwood: Harjas is to to protect the planet from another so-called messiah named Maitreya, who looks like Osama bin Laden.

September 23, 2004

Liberals to ban Bible

Republicans tell citizens of West Virginia that Democratic politicians will ban the Christian Bible.

September 20, 2004

Harry Potter = aimless looting

Evil Harry Potter will loot and plunder, aimlessly making war as a tool of Satan.

September 15, 2004

Gods make dog give birth to cat

Cambodian man claims that his dog gave birth to a cat as a sign from the gods.

September 2, 2004

The Comfort Machine

Jennifer Baumeister's Comfort XXL built from an old slot machine.

September 1, 2004

Dinosaur kangaroos

Reports of Chilean monsters that look like a cross between a dinosaur and a kangaroo.

August 27, 2004

18 million ordained

Cheap and easy ministries from the Universal Life Church.

July 27, 2004

More Kabbalah gossip

Kevin Federline, Britney spears may wed in Kabbalah ceremony.

Savior, Messiah, Returning Lord and True Parent

Sun Myung Moon declared himself the Messiah.

July 21, 2004

Church of Spongebob

Spongebob Squarepants becomes object of faith and worship: Church of Spongebob.

July 18, 2004

Priests need their wine

Priests afraid of drunk driving law.

July 13, 2004

Cloned raelian baby interviewed

Stuff magazine talks to the famous clone baby produced by the Rael cult.

July 8, 2004

Virginia revives Blue Laws

Virginia restores Blue Laws Bible Factory employee wants Sunday off to go to church.

July 4, 2004

Shaolin monks seek trademark

Shaolin name used to sell a range of goods, from beer, wine and cigarettes to furniture and tires.

June 30, 2004

Vatican vs Madonna, Esther

Kabbalah promoted by Madonna, was high on a list of New Age fads.

June 23, 2004

Welsh archdruid wants Stonehenge returned

The archdruid of Wales has called for England's most famous landmark to be returned to Wales.

Handological analysis of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Gerald E. Picard handology research reveals unseen character traits

June 22, 2004

Kerissa Fare (Playboy's Miss September 2000) & Armageddon

Glenn Taylor Helzer said he was the one true prophet of God and devised something called the 12 Principles of Magic .

June 15, 2004

George Tenent felled by Pojan jinx

George Tenet's sudden resignation: he fell victim to an ancient Albanian curse

June 11, 2004

Rabbi to Madonna: sluts can't be Kabbalists

Philip Berg attacked for letting Madonna speak for the Kabbalah a spiritual movement rooted in Jewish mysticism

June 3, 2004

Madalyn Murray O'Hair strikes from beyond the grave!

Let Madalyn Murray O'Hair rest in peace instead of keeping her so busy.

May 23, 2004

Toothless messiah

Corinth Mississippi Messiah Bill Godwin

May 19, 2004

Buddha snot candy

Packaging shows an irreverent picture of Buddha picking his nose

May 16, 2004

Jesus loves doughnuts?

Christian doughnut chain Bess Eaton declares bankruptcy

April 25, 2004

Circumcision: the naked truth!

A funny email comparing the fight to protect circumcision from pollution as a parody of the silly Christian attach on same-sex marriages

April 22, 2004

Supreme Court says Baptists cops must enforce laws

Christian and Baptist police officers must help enforce laws, Supreme Court ruling.

April 19, 2004

Madonna doesn't honor Lord's Day

Pop singer Madonna has concert on Sunday upsetting priests

April 11, 2004

If I had a hammer I'd crucify myself

Maine man tries to nail himself to a cross

March 19, 2004

Foursquare Gospel bilked of $14 million

Gregory Setser church ponzi scheme defrauded Aimee Semple McPherson's International Church of the Foursquare Gospel

March 18, 2004

The Onion, Harry Potter & Satanism

Christian fundamentalists fall for story in The Onion about Harry Potter books being Satanic

March 17, 2004

Wichita school board upset by statue

Holier than thou statue upsets Wichita school board

March 10, 2004

Jesus Christ demands control of email

Silly character going by Ted Jesus Christ GOD demands control of all email servers

March 9, 2004