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Homer Simpson on Going to Church Every Sunday

Philosophy and theology from The Simpsons cartoon show.

May 28, 2006

Smithy's Code

Judge who ruled against Holy Blood and the Holy Grail in favor of DaVinci code has a laugh.

April 27, 2006

Want to Buy a Soul?

Those seeking to sell their souls must be able to provide proof that they can actually transfer it to new owner.

April 6, 2006

Virgin Mary's Cocain Connection

Holy Mother of God aids drug smugglers.

March 31, 2006

God Registers to Vote

Paul S. Sewell of Berks County Pennsylvania signs name as god.

February 1, 2006

Death to be Made Illegal

Brazilian mayor wants the act of dying to be criminalized. Locals respond by taking better care of their health.

December 9, 2005

Halloween or is it Helloween?

Christian fundagelical opposition to, fear of, use of the American Halloween holiday.

October 26, 2005

Plastic Boards With Sermons

American church signs and their many dubiously witty sayings.

October 10, 2005

Swallow a Goldfish for Jesus

Sad Fear Factor ministry of the little First Assembly of God Church in Florence Alabama.

October 8, 2005

Netherworld Communications Suite: Ouija Board to USB dongle

Ouija tracking software enables data to be relayed back into your PC. This data is then logged in the proprietary Underworld Netherbase.

October 3, 2005

Skate While You Pray

Christian youth encourage to treat skating as worship.

September 26, 2005

Jesus No Wimp in Robes (Ad Campaign)

Jesus Christ as Marxist, Communist revolutionary leader.

September 14, 2005

Mom the nude evangelist

Woman and kids witness for God while standing in public naked.

August 31, 2005

Intelligent design goes to Walt Disney World

Special discounts for believers in the theory of intelligent design.

August 28, 2005

Jesus Christ & the Rubber Chicken

Jesus Christ's message to the American Republican Party.

August 27, 2005

Cross acts as lightning rod

Man struck dead when holding metal cross.

June 27, 2005

Jesus Christ returns ... to kitchen cabinet

Bogus holy, faux miraculous apparitions are occurring all across America as the growth of religious faith is accompanied by an increase in gullibility.

May 11, 2005

Jerry Springer offends even as an opera

Religious people complain about TV broadcast of Jerry Springer opera.

Pope Benedict XVI's car goes for $244,000

Golden Palace casino, of Austin in Texas buys odd and miraculous objects on eBay.

May 6, 2005

Oh my, imagine seeing an elephant eating unleavened bread!

Zoo animals forbidden to eat chametz, unleavened food during Passover.

April 21, 2005

Holy Ghost called trivial and spooky

British attempt to modernize language of Christianity is laughable.

April 11, 2005

Incredible Popeman

Pope John Paul II as a comic book superhero who joins Batman and Superman to fight the Devil.

April 6, 2005

Easter Bunny Shocker!

Easter Bunny is not based on Ostara, the Anglo-Saxon Oestre, a medieval monk made it all up.

March 29, 2005

Wacky matriachy

Weird woman worship site blending all sorts of weird things and gynaeolatry.

March 28, 2005

Satan's pet turtle?

Pet shop owner claims he sees the Devil's image on a turtle shell.

March 23, 2005

Wisconsin DMV sent people to psychics

State accidently prints psychic hot line phone number on renewal notices.

March 14, 2005

Femdom for Jesus

Female dominants who say they are born-again Christians

November 14, 2004

Walt Disney's Buddha Mouse

Walt Disney speaks from beyond the grave about his new character.

September 29, 2004

The Free Church of Country Sports

The increase in the religion’s membership is yet another indicator of the desperation among pro-hunt campaigners to stave off a ban

David Koresh's Chevy Camaro

Donald Feldpausch of San Antonio won David Koresh's Chevy Camaro at auction.

September 26, 2004

Harjas

Dr. Wendy Lockwood: Harjas is to to protect the planet from another so-called messiah named Maitreya, who looks like Osama bin Laden.

September 23, 2004

Liberals to ban Bible

Republicans tell citizens of West Virginia that Democratic politicians will ban the Christian Bible.

September 20, 2004

Harry Potter = aimless looting

Evil Harry Potter will loot and plunder, aimlessly making war as a tool of Satan.

September 15, 2004

Gods make dog give birth to cat

Cambodian man claims that his dog gave birth to a cat as a sign from the gods.

September 2, 2004

The Comfort Machine

Jennifer Baumeister's Comfort XXL built from an old slot machine.

September 1, 2004

Dinosaur kangaroos

Reports of Chilean monsters that look like a cross between a dinosaur and a kangaroo.

August 27, 2004

18 million ordained

Cheap and easy ministries from the Universal Life Church.

July 27, 2004

More Kabbalah gossip

Kevin Federline, Britney spears may wed in Kabbalah ceremony.

Savior, Messiah, Returning Lord and True Parent

Sun Myung Moon declared himself the Messiah.

July 21, 2004

Church of Spongebob

Spongebob Squarepants becomes object of faith and worship: Church of Spongebob.

July 18, 2004

Priests need their wine

Priests afraid of drunk driving law.

July 13, 2004

Cloned raelian baby interviewed

Stuff magazine talks to the famous clone baby produced by the Rael cult.

July 8, 2004

Virginia revives Blue Laws

Virginia restores Blue Laws Bible Factory employee wants Sunday off to go to church.

July 4, 2004

Shaolin monks seek trademark

Shaolin name used to sell a range of goods, from beer, wine and cigarettes to furniture and tires.

June 30, 2004

Vatican vs Madonna, Esther

Kabbalah promoted by Madonna, was high on a list of New Age fads.

June 23, 2004

Welsh archdruid wants Stonehenge returned

The archdruid of Wales has called for England's most famous landmark to be returned to Wales.

Handological analysis of Arnold Schwarzenegger

Gerald E. Picard handology research reveals unseen character traits

June 22, 2004

Kerissa Fare (Playboy's Miss September 2000) & Armageddon

Glenn Taylor Helzer said he was the one true prophet of God and devised something called the 12 Principles of Magic .

June 15, 2004

George Tenent felled by Pojan jinx

George Tenet's sudden resignation: he fell victim to an ancient Albanian curse

June 11, 2004

Rabbi to Madonna: sluts can't be Kabbalists

Philip Berg attacked for letting Madonna speak for the Kabbalah a spiritual movement rooted in Jewish mysticism

June 3, 2004

Madalyn Murray O'Hair strikes from beyond the grave!

Let Madalyn Murray O'Hair rest in peace instead of keeping her so busy.

May 23, 2004

Toothless messiah

Corinth Mississippi Messiah Bill Godwin

May 19, 2004

Buddha snot candy

Packaging shows an irreverent picture of Buddha picking his nose

May 16, 2004

Jesus loves doughnuts?

Christian doughnut chain Bess Eaton declares bankruptcy

April 25, 2004

Circumcision: the naked truth!

A funny email comparing the fight to protect circumcision from pollution as a parody of the silly Christian attach on same-sex marriages

April 22, 2004

Supreme Court says Baptists cops must enforce laws

Christian and Baptist police officers must help enforce laws, Supreme Court ruling.

April 19, 2004

Madonna doesn't honor Lord's Day

Pop singer Madonna has concert on Sunday upsetting priests

April 11, 2004

If I had a hammer I'd crucify myself

Maine man tries to nail himself to a cross

March 19, 2004

Foursquare Gospel bilked of $14 million

Gregory Setser church ponzi scheme defrauded Aimee Semple McPherson's International Church of the Foursquare Gospel

March 18, 2004

The Onion, Harry Potter & Satanism

Christian fundamentalists fall for story in The Onion about Harry Potter books being Satanic

March 17, 2004

Wichita school board upset by statue

Holier than thou statue upsets Wichita school board

March 10, 2004

Jesus Christ demands control of email

Silly character going by Ted Jesus Christ GOD demands control of all email servers

March 9, 2004

Passion sparks automotive baptism

Woman attempts self-baptism in car. Inspired by Mel Gibson's Passion

March 7, 2004

666 and Mel Gibson's Passion

Number of the Beast of Revelation - 666 - appears on ticket for Mel Gibson's Passion movie

March 6, 2004

Raelian women: boobs against god

Raelian UFO cult women expose breasts as protest against religion

See The Movie, Buy The Nail

Movie memorabilia, collectibles from Passion of Christ by Mel Gibson

February 25, 2004

Mad Mad House voodoo hoodoo

An advocacy group for African religions contends that the Sci Fi Channel series degrades voodoo religion

February 24, 2004

eBay auction of temple garments stopped

Mormons halt eBay auction of Latter Day Saint temple garments

February 22, 2004

Born again comic books

Christian comics

February 18, 2004

Britney Spears’ spiritual renewal

Pop singer, beauty Britney Spears turns to Christianity and God

February 17, 2004

Mel Gibson: extra ecclesiam nulla sallus

Mel Gibson says all protestants including his wife will be damned to Hell

Elvis Presley spiritual center?

Proposed shrine devoted to Elvis Presley's spiritual side

February 10, 2004

The Truth, King of Hawaii & mathematics

Truth cult member Russell Gould is now at the Mendota Mental Health Institute

February 6, 2004

Handology

Study of character traits from photographs or study of hands

January 27, 2004

Bishop of Rome enjoys breakdancing

Homophobic Paul John Paul II's mind grows dim

January 26, 2004

Jesus' SMS account closed

Text messaged from Jesus service shut down

January 17, 2004

God's diet miracle

Christian diet guru Gwen Shamblin

January 14, 2004

Cable TV made his wife fat

Man blames cable television for his wretched life

January 8, 2004

Christian nudist church

Christian nudism, shake your penis for Jesus

January 6, 2004

Football as sinful as lust!

Competitive team sports are sinful

The Church of Tom Jones

Jack Stahl and the Church of Tom Jones

January 1, 2004

Holy Vegan Mary

Roman Catholic Church upset by vegetarian mother of god

December 25, 2003

Cigarette sacrament

People United For Freedom Church of cigarette smokers

December 24, 2003

Look busy

Atheist Xmas greeting

December 22, 2003

Parowan Prophet

Predicts nuclear war

Ace diamond commander-in-chief on Earth

Nutty candidates file for The Philippines 2004 presidential election

December 19, 2003

Jesus is Japanese Toy Robot

God is a mean little girl, Jesus is a toy robot. Engrish

December 17, 2003

Jesus Hates It When You Smoke

Give an atheist a Jesus ashtray

December 15, 2003

Christmas candy covert Christian propaganda?

Silly self-serving Christian folklore about candy canes

Jim Bakker back on TV

Jim Bakker of PTL Club fame is back on television begging for donations

December 12, 2003

Santa Jesus

Cheap laught - Baby Jesus dressed up like Santa Claus, blasphemy is funny

December 10, 2003

How did God answer his prayer?

God doesn't answer prayer if only because there is no such being

December 7, 2003

Soul on auction, Satan not interested

Man sells his soul as Christmas gift

Spreading Rick Santorum

Senator Rick Santorum is a scum Republican, Dan Savage mocks him as a byproduct of anal sex.

December 6, 2003

Church gives out XXX video

Church accidentally distributes pornographic movie

December 5, 2003

Christmas music as damnation

Christmas music causes suffering, pain, psychosis

December 4, 2003

Gullibility virus & cure

Homeopathic gullibility, gullible fools there is no cure but death and laughing at them

December 2, 2003

The Brick Testament

Reverend Brendan Powell Smith’s Brick Testaments

November 30, 2003

Over 1.1 Million Lunar Land Owners!

Goofs famous and unknown have bought land on the Moon

November 29, 2003

Jesus bites cop's finger

Lord Jesus Christ bites cop's finger

November 27, 2003

Simpleminded Sunday

Lazy Christians want it to be a legal right to not work on Sunday

Boring vampire

Man who imagined himself a vampire is dull silly boring

November 20, 2003

Why you need Plug'n'Pray!

Holy Corporation offers Plug and Pray conversion kits for Christians, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus

November 10, 2003

Weird Science

The Ig Nobel Prizes: The Annals of Improbable Research

The Matrix isn't just a movie - it's a way of life

A.J. Yager and Dean Vescera's The One: A Heroic Journey of Inspiration That Shatters Limitations By Awakening Your Unlimited Potential

November 3, 2003

Trick, treat and go to Hell

Halloween holiday is satanic and of the devil say silly Christian Fundamentalist preachers and churches

October 31, 2003

Misinformation superhighway

Madalyn Murray O'Hair works from her grave, internet spreads silly rumors, mis-information superhighway

Judging Revolve by its cover

Revolve, the Bible for teenage girls reviewed at Mastication is Normal.

October 30, 2003

Polkville NC's giant junkyard crucifixion

Huge manniquens of Christ crucified in Polkville North Carolina made from junk and scrap

October 28, 2003

Jesus Christ hit by lightning

Jim Caviezel, Jesus in Mel Gibson's The Passion of Christ struck by lightning bolt

October 25, 2003

Lines Jesus uses to score with women

Jesus likes chicks and tries to pickup girls

October 21, 2003

Bush's soul trapped in a clay pot and tossed into a river

Farmers in Thailand curse President Bush with black magic chants

October 20, 2003

Satan, Amway, Proctor and Gamble

Proctor & Gamble vs Amway and accusation of Satanism

October 19, 2003

Praying for Marilyn Manson

Mexican Fundamentalist Christians waste their time praying for Marilyn Manson

October 17, 2003

Digital driver's licence photos are of the Devil

Digital driver's licence photos, biometrics are Satan's science, the Devil's work

October 16, 2003

Mrs. Noah's name was Joan

Joan of Arc was Noah's wife.

October 6, 2003

Penis Church

Church looks like penis, is a phallic symbol.

Use of girl altar servers should be avoided

Vatican takes stance against altargirls.

September 25, 2003

Proof: Baptists need to shut up

Baptists sing & sway and turn over bus.

September 22, 2003

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Keyboard can summon Jesus Christ

Bible reader duct-taped

Loud Bible reader duct-taped on US flight

September 16, 2003

Ask Real Jesus (accept no subtitutes!)

Ask Real Jesus is a web site but a real sad nut.

September 15, 2003

Der Voron: elephants created by aliens

Der Voron: Elephants so advanced that aliens must've made them.

Christian ventriloquist doll, Little Marcy

Christian ventriloquist doll, Little Marcy

September 11, 2003

Lawyer to Sue Jews for Biblical 'Plunder'

Nabil Hilmi, dean of the law faculty at Egypt's al-Zaqaziq University

Satan's football team

Dibble Demon's Satanic mascot offends Christian fundamentalists.

September 10, 2003

Rumpology

Rumpology: new age science of ass shape analysis.

September 9, 2003

Brick Testaments Old & New

The Brick Testament created by The Rev. Brendan Powell Smith.

September 4, 2003

SMS Prayers

Praying via SMS

The Christian Hanky Code

The Christian Hanky Code

August 15, 2003

Jack Van Impe advising Bush?

Jack Van Impe advising President Bush on the future.

August 14, 2003

All that remains of the signs are sheared metal stubs

Devil's Highway US 666 U.S. 491

July 23, 2003

Kansas & evolution

Ignorant Kansans hate evolution

July 14, 2003

Spiritual micro-breaks

spiritual micro-breaks

July 8, 2003

Lightning Strikes Preacher Who Asked For Sign

Lightning Strikes Preacher Who Asked For Sign

July 7, 2003

Bible for teen girls

Revolve, a Bible for teenage girls.

July 3, 2003

Biblical Bobbleheads

Bobbleheads of bibical characters.

July 1, 2003

Antinomianism in Tasmania

Antinomianism in Tasmania

June 26, 2003

Do it yourself Virgin Mary

Do it yourself holy mother virgin mary kit.

June 18, 2003

Martha Stewart In Jailhouse Now

Singing Psychic Predicts Jail Time For Martha Stewart

June 7, 2003

The Aussie Bible

The Aussie Bible

June 4, 2003

Rapping Reverends

Ministers and pastors learning hip-hop slang.

May 27, 2003

Barbie's astrological profile

FBI profile of Barbie doll slasher.

May 23, 2003

Yo-God God Detector

Yo-God God Detector

May 22, 2003

Savage Throbbing Holy Member

Jesus Penis Com

Jedi cult grows

Canadians, Austrailains, British claim the Star Wars Jedi faith as their religion.

God of the Month Club

God of the Month Club

May 21, 2003

Sandals With Christ Image Pulled

Danish sandals with Jesus & Mary on them.

May 20, 2003

Church full of hot air

Inflatable churches

May 15, 2003

Crazy Star Trek fans need help

Mentally ill Star Trek fans who speak Klingon.

May 11, 2003

Jesus loves NASCAR

Motor Racing Outreach silly Christian ministry.

April 28, 2003

Jesus was a meat eater

Jesus PETA billboard meat eater.

April 19, 2003

The Jim Bakker Show

Jim Bakker Show in Branson Missouri

April 14, 2003

Evil giant spider E.T.s help to hide Hussein

Evil giant spider e.t.'s helping saddam hussein.

April 8, 2003

Unholy Ice Cream

Ice creams named after the seven deadly sins

March 20, 2003

Satan's football mascot

Westlake Ohio Satanic demon mascot

March 9, 2003

The Spirit Of Diana

The Spirit Of Diana: Princess Di Dying To Reveal Psychic Obsession

March 5, 2003

$100,000 if you prove Bigfoot a fake

January 23, 2003

More About Doctor Gene Scott

January 22, 2003

Tammy Faye

Staff convinced that ghost is haunting US go-go bar

January 15, 2003

The Elders Welcome YOU to McChurch!

January 13, 2003

Unkosher Kabbalah Web-Sites: Extremely Grave Warning.

Spam saying rabbis warn against Unkosher Kabbalah Web-Sites

January 10, 2003

An SMS a day keeps the devil away

January 9, 2003

The two are even recruiting “ghost gangs”

January 8, 2003

'Elvis Priestly' forms church of Grace-Land

January 5, 2003

Fanciful interpretation of Christmas song

January 4, 2003

Christian yoga, aerobics and kickboxing

January 3, 2003

Goofiest interpretation ever of the Genesis myth

December 13, 2002

Bobble Head Jesus & Bouncy Church

December 10, 2002

Fear, Gluttony and Darkness Grip America

November 24, 2002

Growing List Of Religious Board Games

Those Funny White People

November 22, 2002

Zany Lefties?

Would Jesus Drive an SUV?

The figure is portrayed kneeling in front of a depiction of St Christopher.

November 16, 2002

He will conduct rites of exorcism and healing.

"Based upon our review of Wicca, it is neo-pagan and invokes polytheistic deities"

November 15, 2002

Ayoha al-motsaeb, al satheg, al-fahesh, al-makhodo'a

November 11, 2002

Christians say the damndest things

October 30, 2002

We love the Christ. He is our savior

October 23, 2002

The 55-year-old said he sought the name change as a way to gain release from feelings of anxiety and rage that have plagued him since he served in Vietnam.

October 11, 2002

Ovid as the inventor of Jesus

August 24, 2002

Try a Fanny-Gram!

August 17, 2002

Clothes factory owner quits after Jesus appears on jeans

April 4, 2002

Toon hymns win vicar a top award

March 28, 2002