Reverend Brendan Powell Smith
• Blasphemy is fun
Perhaps in the Middle Ages scholastics while pondering God's infinite magnificence let their minds consider certain details of his potency.
The Reverend Brendan Powell Smith's greatest song by far, the centrepiece of the 1998 album, Ideas For Songs, is a wondrous hymn to the glory of Christ, called, quite simply: Jesus Had A 12-Inch Penis. Forget how Way Cool Jesus was, just look at what he's packing.