Jesus Christ test drives a S.U.V.
• Blasphemy is fun
This dialogue between the lord and the automobile sales associate proves it certainly isn't William Shawn's New Yorker anymore:
Jesse Lichtenstein: What Would Jesus Test-Drive
Earlier: Lines Jesus uses to score with women
[Listening to: Downtown - The Timelords aka The JAMs aka KLF - The History Of The Jams (04:29)]