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I remember signing the Divine Interventions guestbook a few years ago. Some odd nut found my email address there and started trying to correspond with me. I never could figure out what he wanted. Don't know if he didn't know himself or wasn't willing to tell me. Probably best left a mystery.

But I'll never forget the home of the Baby Jesus Butt Plug and his dildo friends.

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Why is blasphemy fun? Why is taking shots at Christians okay, but those who express gay hatred condemned? I would argue that respect for people and how they feel is very important. Would you like someone making a Matthew Shepherd AIDS doll? It is one thing to disgree with an ideology and another to attack the symbols people hold as sacred.

Posted by: Kannibal | November 13, 2003 10:58 PM

I'll tell you why blasphemy is fun, because there are a lot of idealogies in the world, and there are a lot of different cultures out there. Everyday people will inevitable say or do something that would be offensive to someone somewhere. Now what happens if that person is standing right there when they do it on accident? They can either choose to ignor it, choose to tell them that what they are doing is offensive to their culture, or get mad at them. But the bible teaches forgiviness, if I am not mistaken, and so christians should do one of the first two, but most go straight to the third, assuming that everyone around them knows how offensive it is. There are a lot of things that are offensive or not offensive depending on what type of christian you are. As I said it is impossible to know everything that may be offense to everyone around you. So when you find out that no matter what you are going to piss off some people, you make it a game. Just piss them off and see how far they go before they remember that they can ignor you. Maybe it's not the best thing to do, and I try not to do it as much anymore, but it can also be a learning experiance and help open peoples eyes. And just so you know, I am pro-gay and I probably would buy that Matthew Sheperd doll if they sold it.

Posted by: ghost morphine | November 19, 2003 12:29 AM

The issue is over the idea that people outside of Christianity complain about how we attack them, but they have no problem attacking our sacred symbols. Christians should forgive others, but that has nothing to do with a dildo shaped like Jesus. They created these things to offend Christians. My point still stands that if Christians made a Matthew Shepherd doll with his face all beat up and said this is what AIDS does, we would be called out on it. If you are going to complain about the state of affairs then be consistent.

Posted by: kannibal | November 19, 2003 5:02 PM

why do we need to be consistent? whose rules are we playing by? You religious souls created this mess we call modern society; if you feel the need to be consistent, honey, you go for it. The rest of us out here will just have fun, enjoy life, and get as much use out of our Jesus dildoes as we can!

Posted by: liberalchickadee | November 25, 2003 4:45 PM

Silly Christian post deleted. As soon as I see a phrase indicating that I'm being told about Christ's love I just delete the message. Go bother somebody else

Posted by: Comment from born again pest removed | November 29, 2003 9:17 AM

People are correct to ask "whoes rules are we playing by?" That is the ultimate question. If we are the result of some cosmic explosion that happened billons of years ago then we are a law unto ourselves, and are free to make up whatever rules we think are best. If, however, we are the product of a devine creator then it is correct to assume that this creator would want us to know Him and to know why we were created. I have one question to ask. What is the origen of sacrifical love amoung humans? It could not be the process of evolution. Evolution says only the fittest survive. Sacrifical love would be a weakness that could not have evolved. If you cannot answer this question for yourself honestly then ask God to help you. If you beleive there is realy not a God then you have lost nothing. The only thing He requires is an honest heart. He will not answer the prayer of the rebbel who shakes his fist in his face and dares Him to prove He is real. He will however, lead the honest seeker to a knowledge of the truth. The Bible says that we are made in His likness. This means that above all the creatures He made, He has given us the power to choose for ourselves. Christians should not be offended by the rebellous acts of a fallen world. We should be moved with compassion for those who rush headlong to their own destruction.

Posted by: Chuck | December 9, 2003 6:25 PM

Muslims have an answer. Buddhists have an answer. Many people have an answer. What makes some fool of a Bible thumper's answer so special?

Posted by: Dr. Theology | December 9, 2003 6:28 PM

Dr.: Americans are very ignorant. They always think their superstion is the only answer. Never acknowledging that their nutty notions have equally valid, equally insane equivalents in other religions. Or that we are all such children as too need answers.

Posted by: Richard | December 9, 2003 6:31 PM

Dr. Thelogy and Richard, How do you say we come to be here?

Posted by: Chuck | December 10, 2003 6:30 PM

Chuck: I assume you were Googling for butt plugs and arrived at this page.

Posted by: Richard Evans Lee | December 10, 2003 6:58 PM

Actually I was searching for a Christmas story I heard on the radio. When I read the messages posted here I thought it would be a good chance to dialog with others who oppose my beliefs. You know, a healthy debate. So far no one has attempted to engage in debate. Name calling and insults is the only response up to this point. I have posed a simple question. I thought I would see a well thought out and logical response. I would like to find out why you feel and believe the way you do. Truth fears no examination. Perhaps that is why no one will attempt to answer my question.

Posted by: Chuck | December 11, 2003 6:37 PM

Dialoguing or debating gets tedious if a multitude of people are asking you to participate in the same conversation over and over again. But I prepared this page with several relevant links for folks who ask. Gullibility isn't in the dictionary FAQ.

Posted by: Richard Evans Lee | December 11, 2003 6:50 PM

Thank you for directing me to more information. It is clear to me you are not interested in anything I have to offer. I can only give you over to prayer. My prayer is that the Lord Jesus Christ will shake to the core of your being in order to draw you to Him. You will resist, and if you succeed I hope you take all the pleasure in this life you can. Because this life is all you will know.

Posted by: chuck | December 11, 2003 7:43 PM

hey that was my Idea! I had the Virgin mary blow up doll, baby jesus blow up doll. You know, Make theVirgin mary a Virgin No More! Help to produce the son of god in as many ways as you can! By handjobs blow jobs anal or whatever way you feel. She'll feel like a virgin no matter how many times you use her!

Posted by: JesusChristSexDoll | December 12, 2003 1:56 PM

HAVING FALLEN UPON THIS THREAD BY SEARCHING INFO ABOUT SANTA BEING SATAN, I THINK I DETECT A SYNERGISTIC DIALOGUE BETWEEN THE PAGANS AND CHRISTIANS. WE HAVENT SEEN THAT SINCE THE WITCH TRIALS. KEEP UP THE EFFORT TO PROMOTE ALTERNATIVE THOUGHT AND ALWAYS, YES ALWAYS, QUESTION AUTHORITY FIGURES. ALSO PUT FAITH IN DUMB/SMART ASSES AS WELL; THEY SURVIVED ON INSTINCT. WATCHING THE WORLD WAKE UP TO HISTORY, DAN

Posted by: DANAMAN | December 13, 2003 7:18 PM

Pagans (anybody know what the word really means?), wiccans and the like are just as naive as Christians. At least the Christians had the excuse they grew up in the culture. The more recent silly asses had to work at it to acheive their level of stupidity.

Posted by: Dr. Theology | December 13, 2003 7:40 PM

I think the point is being missed right now. Am I smiling? Am I sad? I'm the Baby Jesus for Christ's sake! I love mass-consumerism! Hooray for the Baby Jesus, and hooray for mass-consumerism! Oh yeah, I'm a baby. Where's my "Limbo Elmo?" I'm Baby Jesus, Yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: emilio | December 22, 2003 3:38 AM

Hey I say..stick whatever you want where ever...its just a PLASTIC dildo...damn...get over it.

Posted by: Jenn | January 17, 2004 10:44 PM

Why is it funny or acceptable to belittle christians but not gays? Because christians try to force people to join them, while gays don't. I haven't seen a religion yet which doesn't survive by coercion in some measure. It ranges from "Death to apostates" - common in some Islamic subgroups who I'm sure insist that their great attendance record is due entirely to the obvious truth of their system - to the very subtle forms such as indoctrinating children with a sense of "well of course we all know that good people love jesus" and "of course the jesus story is an absolute fact" and so on, when these things aren't solid facts at all but merely abuse of the trust children place in adults. So I'm all in favor of atheists and christians coexisting peacefully, and having arguments without hate or recrimination, but arrogant coercive behaviour does tend to push people into feeling that mockery is somewhat justified.

Posted by: eeen | January 20, 2004 7:07 AM

Chuck asked how an athiest believes he or she got here as if he has an explanation. Some creepy, spirit who feels the need to watch me masturbate and keep track of how many times a week I do, is not a sufficient answer, especially do to the fact that we are supposed to believe he just appeared out of nowhere one day and out of boredom, decided to create things with feelings that he could torture.

Posted by: KALLISTI | January 20, 2004 11:59 PM

Actually, I was googling for butt plugs when I found this page, specifically BABY JESUS butt plugs. What a coincidence huh? I'm so happy that with dawning of the internet retailers like Divine Interventions have finally found their market: e.g. people like me who are inventive about pissing off their holier than thou relatives. Hooray internet!

Posted by: AF | February 8, 2004 7:50 AM

Chuck says: > Actually, Chuck, there are several different theories of evolution. "Survival of the fittest" was an idea put forth by one theorist (whose name I can't remember) in the 19th century, and for various reasons, was the one phrase that most captured the public imagination. That said, one common explanation is that our sacrifice for loved one or family (or tribe or species), would increase the loved one's or family's (or tribe's or species's) chances of survival. Or, in other words, survival of the fittest doesn't necessarily mean "every man for himself." Several evolutionary theories account for altruism and sacrificial love, however, if different ways. And if you look at the natural world, you'll see as many examples of species cooperating as you will of them competing. Doesn't settle the "God or not" question, but it does correct a common misunderstanding.

Posted by: PanAbraxas | June 5, 2004 4:49 PM

"You religious souls created this mess we call modern society" Uh, forgive me, but, it was not the Christians who started the Gay movements, drug advocations, crime waves, liberal partys, facist NAZI movements, anti-Jew, anti Chritian, and the modern KKK (though they try t say their Christians), or terroist movements. Since that is what most people would describe as modern society, I would suggest you not speak such things.

Posted by: Anomynous (Red Army Veteran) | June 7, 2004 9:20 PM

Hello, As we all know, Jesus was a very sexual person. It is well understood from bible teachings, that Jesus really enjoyed a good butt pluging. Therefore, as a fine Christian I don't think it is blasphemous at all! In fact, I think Jeus would find it quite flattering. thank you

Posted by: Rollo Candy | July 22, 2004 5:25 PM

I dont see why we need to shuve a baby Jesus butt plug gup your ass when you can get a priest and shuve him up your ass.. I also think it would be better if we could go back in time and shuve the real baby jesus up our asses. I live to Sodomize Jesus and Hatred towards christian kind.. Any how religion is the down fall of all societies. Remember what happend last time church and state go to gether?

Posted by: UnholyFuneral | August 22, 2004 5:56 AM

Hey Chuck....you don't know any more about what happens after life than anyone else. You can't prove there is an afterlife! You're just another religious nut!

Posted by: Lyndon | March 23, 2005 3:15 AM

Actually, a lot of Nazis believed in a form of Christianity mixed with Aryan (blonde hair) superiority... So yes, they did believe in Christianity. Another reason they killed Jews was "because they killed Jesus". Of course, Americans rarely bother to learn any history outside their own country...

Posted by: Hmm | June 19, 2005 6:51 PM

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Richard

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