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Begging bishop

Absurd Inurbane Witless

Antique jewellery, oil paintings and Victorian sideboards were on the Bishop's begging letter. Church of England prelates have been told to cut down on their lavish spending and I guess he was feeling the pinch. The recipient wasn't a regular churchgoer and probably won't be showing up more often.

A bishop has apologised for an over-enthusiastic piece of fundraising which saw a 99-year-old hospital patient visited by a chaplain and then sent a suggestion that she remember the local cathedral in her will.

Apology over bequest plea